You Get Her Shirt Off

Your Boyfriend Takes You to White Castle on Valentine’s Day

You Have The Perfect Tan

You Ride a Segway

You Use Bacon Flavored Condoms (For Her Pleasure)

You Have The Corner Office With a View

You Have 3 #1 Shows in New York

Mike Francesa is a living legend and host of 3 #1 shows in New York.  Mike’s interests include, but are not limited to: Diet Coke, talking over callers, Brandon Inge, proclaiming Andy Pettitte is a starting pitcher, Bronson Arroyo, Bernie Williams, the New York Yankees, being “in the building” for monumental sporting events, being right, and more Diet Coke.

You Fly First class

You Get a Gatorade Bath

Your Mercedes Is Covered In Diamonds