You Know You Made It When...

You Get Her Shirt Off

djs5002 — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 14:08:39 +0000

Your Boyfriend Takes You to White Castle on Valentine’s Day

djs5002 — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:37:24 +0000

You Have The Perfect Tan

djs5002 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:03:33 +0000

You Ride a Segway

djs5002 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:53:40 +0000

You Use Bacon Flavored Condoms (For Her Pleasure)

djs5002 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:50:09 +0000

You Have The Corner Office With a View

djs5002 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:41:05 +0000

You Have 3 #1 Shows in New York

djs5002 — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:39:46 +0000

Mike Francesa is a living legend and host of 3 #1 shows in New York. Mike’s interests include, but are not limited to: Diet Coke, talking over callers, Brandon Inge, proclaiming Andy Pettitte is a starting pitcher, Bronson Arroyo, Bernie Williams, the New York Yankees, being “in the building” for monumental sporting events, being right, and more Diet Coke.

You Fly First class

djs5002 — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 21:19:22 +0000

You Get a Gatorade Bath

djs5002 — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 20:46:38 +0000

Your Mercedes Is Covered In Diamonds

djs5002 — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:05:20 +0000